50s Pin-up Art

                           The Company Organizatation

A few witty notes that I am sure anyone who works for a large Company can relate too

• A Company Organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels, some climbing up, some fooling around, and some simply just idling. The monkeys on the top of the tree look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys at the bottom of the tree look up but see nothing but arse holes

• A Turkey was chatting to a bull. "I would like to be able to get to the top of the tree," sighed the Turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They are packed with nutrients" The Turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him the strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next some more dung , he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched on the top of the tree. Soon after he was spotted by a Farmer, who shot the Turkey out of the tree - The Moral of the Story - Bullshit might get you to the top but it will not keep you there